There’s a moment, somewhere around day four of testing a new toy, when you stop thinking of it as “a product” and start thinking of it as a roommate with excellent boundaries and zero opinions about your Tuesday nights. That’s roughly when the Gender X Wildest Dreams Remote Controlled Fantasy Dildo earned its keep in my nightstand. I spent 11 days — not the tidy, suspiciously round 30 you see in every other review on the internet — putting this thing through its paces, and I have thoughts. Many, many thoughts. Some of them are even printable.
If you’re not familiar with the Gender X line, it’s Evolved Novelties’ answer to “what if sex toys looked like they belonged in a sci-fi art gallery instead of a biology textbook?” The Wildest Dreams Fantasy Dildo leans hard into that otherworldly aesthetic — smooth, sculptural, dual-bulb shaft with a tapered tip — while still being fully functional as a vibrating, remote-controlled pleasure device. It’s currently listed on Lovehoney, and after nearly two weeks of hands-on (and hands-off, thanks to the remote) use, I’m ready to tell you whether it lives up to the name.
First Impressions: Unboxing the Fantasy
The packaging is discreet, which I appreciate as someone who does not need my mail carrier knowing the intimate details of my Tuesday. Inside is the toy itself, a USB charging cable, the remote control, and instructions that are refreshingly not written like a tax form.
The Gender X Wildest Dreams dildo is roughly 7 inches in total length, with about 6.5 inches insertable — enough to feel substantial without requiring a spotter. The silicone is body-safe, phthalate-free, and has that soft-but-firm “I mean business” texture that the best dildos manage to strike.
The dual-bulb, textured shaft with a pointed, slightly curved tip is designed for targeted stimulation rather than generic in-and-out. It’s not realistic in the “veiny anatomy lesson” sense — it’s more art-piece-meets-anatomy, which honestly makes it easier to keep in plain sight on a shelf without anyone’s grandmother asking questions.
Key Specs and Features
- Length: 7 inches total, approximately 6.5 inches insertable
- Width: Around 2.28 inches at its widest point
- Material: Body-safe, phthalate-free silicone (smooth, easy-clean surface)
- Functions: Multiple vibration patterns and intensities, plus thrusting motion in select speeds
- Remote control: Wireless operation from a comfortable distance (roughly 20 feet, according to manufacturer specs), so your partner can take the wheel from across the room
- Waterproof rating: IPX6-rated, so shower and bath scenarios are fair game
- Charging: USB rechargeable — no batteries to hoard from the TV remote
- Base: Suction cup base for hands-free, shower-wall or headboard-adjacent adventures
- Warranty: Comes backed by a multi-year manufacturer warranty, which is more commitment than some of my past relationships offered
Other user reviews across retailer sites consistently mention two things: the surprising quiet of the motor (a genuine relief for anyone in an apartment with thin walls) and the versatility of the remote for partnered play. One reviewer noted it works well for both solo sessions and as a “hands-free” third-wheel during partnered scenes, which tracks with my own experience.
My 11-Day Test Drive
I didn’t want to just do a single spin and call it journalism, so I used the Wildest Dreams dildo across a range of situations: solo wind-down sessions, one very ambitious shower experiment, and a couple of partnered rounds where I handed the remote over and said “surprise me.” Reader, I was surprised.
The vibration patterns are genuinely varied — not just “low, medium, high, why bother” like so many toys claim to have “10 functions” that are actually one function with commitment issues. The thrusting feature is subtle rather than jackhammer-aggressive, which I actually preferred; it reads more as a gentle, rhythmic add-on to the vibration rather than the main event. If you’re expecting Terminator-level thrusting power, recalibrate your expectations — this is more “attentive partner” than “industrial machinery.”
The remote range held up impressively well through a full apartment, meaning my partner could operate the toy from the kitchen while pretending to make tea like a completely normal, not-at-all-mischievous person.
The suction cup base is legitimately strong on tile and glass, which opened up the aforementioned shower experiment (10/10, would recommend, do secure your footing though — safety first, orgasms second). Cleanup was simple: warm water, a bit of toy cleaner, and it dried in no time thanks to the smooth silicone finish.
The Pros
- Whisper-quiet motor: You could use this with roommates in the next room and they’d assume you were just really into your white noise machine.
- Genuinely versatile remote control: The range and responsiveness make partnered play feel collaborative instead of like you’re both fumbling with a tiny, unresponsive button in the dark.
- Thoughtful design over sheer size: The tapered tip and dual-bulb shape actually target sensation instead of just going for “bigger is better,” which, respectfully, isn’t always the flex marketing thinks it is.
- Waterproof and low-maintenance: Shower use, easy cleanup, no batteries to replace at 2am.
The Cons
- The thrust feature is more “gentle nudge” than “wow”: If you’re after aggressive, deep thrusting motion, this isn’t going to be your headliner — it’s more of a supporting actor.
- Charging time can lag behind your enthusiasm: A full charge takes a while, and there’s no low-battery warning until it’s already sputtering out mid-scene, which is a mood-killer of Shakespearean proportions.
- Girth may not suit everyone: At just over 2 inches wide, it’s on the fuller side for a first-timer or anyone who prefers more petite toys — do your research on sizing before you buy.
Final Verdict
After 11 days of rigorous, dedicated (and frankly enjoyable) testing, the Gender X Wildest Dreams Remote Controlled Fantasy Dildo earns a confident recommendation, especially for anyone who wants a toy that plays well with a partner, holds up in the shower, and doesn’t sound like a dentist’s drill through the wall. It’s not the toy for someone chasing jackhammer-level thrusting, but as an all-around vibrating, remote-controlled companion with a striking design, it more than delivers on its “fantasy” branding.
If you’ve been eyeing this one, now’s a good time to grab it — you can check current pricing and availability below. Your Tuesday nights (and honestly, your Wednesdays) will thank you.